Dear Ipswich,
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but, you seem to have forgotten your shoes today; and I can’t help but point out that you usually do. Of course, it is a stupendous effort to slip into a pair of $2 thongs every morning but, to be perfectly frank, deal with it! If the rest of the world manages to remember their feet each day, so can you. Not only do shoes say ‘I am a civilised member of society, not a feral primate’ but grimy brown soles are also a real turn off.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but, you seem to have forgotten your shoes today; and I can’t help but point out that you usually do. Of course, it is a stupendous effort to slip into a pair of $2 thongs every morning but, to be perfectly frank, deal with it! If the rest of the world manages to remember their feet each day, so can you. Not only do shoes say ‘I am a civilised member of society, not a feral primate’ but grimy brown soles are also a real turn off.
If you need additional information about footwear, deodorant or your nearest job agency feel free to contact me.
Best Regards
Danielle
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I just stumbled across this now. Could be that I was really annoyed that day ^ ^
Sorry Ipswich, you are very beautiful. But must your Centrelink lines be so long?
Danielle
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I just stumbled across this now. Could be that I was really annoyed that day ^ ^
Sorry Ipswich, you are very beautiful. But must your Centrelink lines be so long?
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